Thursday, January 6, 2011

Crime Scene

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The Chua residence was recently broken into. The crime appeared to be very targeted and malicious. The suspect was able to escape but fortunately a bystander photographer was able to capture these photos during the crime scene.


As seen above, the suspect appeared to use his super muscles to pry open the large safe (some refer to as a fridge), then like a monkey, he uses his acrobatic abilities to climb and reach for the most valuable item, milk. Lastly, he conceals any trace of evidence by closing the fridge while trying to avoid being caught. 

The suspect is identified as follows:
  • Male
  • Thin brown hair with Donald Trump comb over style
  • Small, beady eyes
  • Cute
  • Funny
  • Adorable
    This villain should not be taken lightly. He is armed with dangerous dance moves and silly Yo Gabba Gabba & Elmo songs. He is also capable of spitting food without notice. We are urging anyone with any further information about this crime to please call the proper authorities.

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